BANNED! "Neale Sourna's CuntSinger," a NEW BOOK on Cunnilingus Banned! By Other Writers

"Hey. Just got banned from my writer's group. Seems to be for promo-ing--which is allowed--with no more than the promo in the next column from 'Listen to Promo' down to sample doc. Must be the TITLE.

"Really, folks, it's not a foul word no more than calling someone a 'feminist' or an 'abortion doctor' or a 'dick'. People laugh when you call someone dick, it was a major run-on joke in 'Robocop' which tons of kids saw in the theater.

"And they make 'pussy' jokes on the sly, as well. So, what's the fuss?

"Well, cunt that.

"I've been banned on the internet. Again. By writers.

"Writers can be such pussies, except when they FINALLY stand up and WGA STRIKE. Hm, novelists and nonfiction types don't strike. Well, Pu-C's to that."

--Neale Sourna

PS: Okay, for those who just can't get over it, yet. New title [SexSinger], same great intimate sexual technique info and sex games.

SexSinger's Table of Contents:

"This is Dedicated..." Table of Contents Author Statement ALL ARE WELCOME HERE. And what does author Neale Sourna know about it? How many of us actually learned sex from a sex professional? Back to "talented, dedicated amateurs" versus "paid professionals." Why music? Because, THE BEST WAY TO HAVE JOY is to GIVE JOY. Because I LOVE sex and love and I want to share this with you. Because, DID YOU KNOW: The complete lack of knowing what to do. My friends, "Ignorance is [not] Bliss. " 81% of all women REGULARLY ACHIEVE ORGASMS FROM CUNNILINGUS (kun'-nih-lin'-gus),… PS: Don't be tense. PPS: Challenge each other with a Game of Lie and Tell: Why "Singer," "Singing," and "Sing"? Music taught me, and still does; that… Singing is easy. Why THAT Word, "Cunt"? PS: cunt And, Finally, Why the Fiction Excerpts? Author's Acknowledgements Remember: Knowledge is powerful Cunnilingus: How to Give Head (Oral Sex and Eating Pussy), for Giving Women Orgasms of Cuntlicious Joy! Introduction. "I pulled up a chair, pushed up her skirt, and…" WARNING: "Just Foreplay" Best Sex EVER! For Her, With You. YOUR MOST IMPORTANT SKILL: Communication. Game: Guide. Game: Guide Communication Practice. Game: "Silence" Game. "Both of You-ALWAYS Be Positive." When is it over? "Since I Became Paralyzed…." Research Stuff: How Her Equipment Works. Wet. Scent. Hold the Fish: Vulvas Can Smell or Taste Unpleasant, Because: "Taste Yourself." Cunnilingus: Definition. "Wait! What's Her Clitoris, and Where the Hell is It?" Cunt/Vulva Image Basic Skills and Stats. "Her clitoris can be too sensitive to touch...." "Oral sex gets around issues of…" Your Basic Oral Tools. Cunnilingual Movements. Education, Partners, and Restrictions. Pregnancy. CULTURAL, SPIRITUAL, and RELIGIOUS SIGNIFICANCE; and a BIT of LEGAL HISTORY. "Worldwide Cultural Attitudes." "Desire and Self-Esteem." "Cultural Legalities." Religious Culture: Chinese Spiritual Taoism.

"The Great Medicine of the Three Mountain Peaks…" Culture Philosophy: Indian Tantra. "Songs of Solomon." "If Dara wished to allow the princess to touch her,…." THE ICKY MEDICAL STUFF. "Ew!" Yucky Stuff: STD, HPV, and Alleged Oral Cancer Risk. Personal STD control. "And, just so you know:" Oral Sex STD Prevention. Warning: Dental Dam and Condom Protection. Popular Culture and Slang. "Frank and Louisa are too busy to notice what we…." MASTERING CuntSinging BASIC ARTISTIC SKILLS. Learning to Play-Your Way. A Bit More on Women's Social History. "Dirty Girl"-character Baby Stewie, TV's "Family Guy." "He stared between my legs, as he slid…" HELPING HER RELAX and PREPARE. "Prolonged Foreplay/Diddling. Or Fun, Creative Stuff!" "Kiss Her. Long. And Deep." "Be Kind, Unwind." Retooling Your Senses. With Her Stuff. (nonfetish) Game: Your Sensitivity to Sensuality. Game: "Sensitive Sensuality, for Two." With Her Stuff. (still nonfetish) Game Interruptus: Weekend Scents. Two Hours. More Cleanliness Issues. Women hate that! Misc. on Pubic Hair: "To Be or Not to Be"-from William Shakespeare's "Hamlet" You Massage Her, Sensually. IN A HURRY? DON'T BE, OKAY, START HERE THEN. Yes, Make Your Mouth and Tongue Wet and Slippery. Don't Bash and Butt Your Hard Face into Her! When She Reacts Well to Your Action. Repeat It. When She's More Warmed Up. "Get Up and Do It, Again. Amen."-lyrics, Jackson Browne's "The Pretender" NOW, BACK TO YOUR DELICIOUS MAIN COURSE RE-WARNING: Don't plan it the same.... Back to School, for Your "ABCs"! Game: A-B-C Sex. Sex, Sexual, Loving, Creativity. Women's Advice: " 'Alphabet Letters' is Absurd." [Sex is a process, not an end all be all goal.-NS] Clitoris Circling. Clitoris Sucking.

Warning: Highly aroused. Oyster Practice. BONUS GAMES. Game: Hornblower. Game: Red Light, Green Light. Game: Feather Your Nest. POSITION(S). GET A MOVE ON. "69" [Tell the Kids, "It's the Year the Mets Won Their First World Series!"] Backward. More 69, Kind of. Doggy, or, as I prefer, "Doggy-Doggy." Facesitter. Doggy Sit ["I think I just made this one up!"] "Knees Up, Honey." Legs Flat. Knees, Fluid Movements, and Agony. The ONLY Sex for Some. MORE on COMFY POSITIONS. Yes, MORE. FGM Diagram 1: WARNING: Don't break rhythm. MORE Warnings and Advice. Women's Forum Advice: Again. "DO NOT Immediately Dive for Her Clitoris... Women's Forum Advice: "Take Your Leisurely and Loving Time." Reminder: "Be Extremely Gentle." "This Pleasure's for Her; Watch, Listen, and Hear Her." Insert Here. Maybe. Male Advice Paraplegic Man's Advice. Paraplegic Woman's Advice: "Braingasms." Lesbian Advice "Orgasm: After Injury (Physical, Emotional, or Spiritual)." More Forum Advice Women's Advice: "Any oral is great oral." NO. It's Not. Women's Advice: "Listen! Take notice!" Women's Advice: Communicate. Ask for "Tips." Game: Her Slave. Game: "Sweet Nothings" and "Puppet." "Ladies of the English Harem" SexSinger BONUS: Add Fingersex. No "Performance." No "Task." More Training Your Senses. BEST OF BOTH-MULTITASKING: Clit AND G-spot! Putting Your Finger(s) In. WARNING 1: Nails. WARNING 2: No wet spot. Squirming and Breathing Heavily. Her, Not You! "Ejaculation. The Joy of 'Squirting'." "I Have to Pee." WARNING: Forbidden Pleasure. ANOTHER BONUS: Female Ejaculation. WARNING: Salt. Warning: Doctor's office. Focused Awareness. "Go Forth, and Influence Women." [120 pages/ebook/9pt font]